I'm Engaged!!

It's true! My darling friend of a few months decided we're spending our lives together. She proposed, I accepted, and our pets are going to be part of the ceremony. Everyone should be getting their invitation via owl. Please RSVP by next week. Sorry for the short notice but we're hoping to file "Married Filing Jointly" for our taxes and get back a sweet economic rebate.

I'm so excited!

<3 Jess

PS: Happy April Fool's Day.